By Various Authors
Rated: G
Submitted: April, 2010
Summary: Responses to the challenge to write the shortest Lois & Clark story ever.
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Debby Stark’s delightful work “Shortest LnC Story Ever” (http://www.lcfanfic.com/stories/shortest.txt) was 14 words long. After reading it, Lynn S. M. decided to turn it into a challenge. Here are the results, listed in order of decreasing word count. Where there is a tie for word count, the stories are listed in the order in which they were posted to the Lois & Clark Fanfic Message Board. All stories are rated G.
Standard disclaimers apply: No one here owns anything related to Lois and Clark except the stories which they have written. These stories are all not-for-profit.
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TWELVE WORDS
Cupid Wins Again
By Elisabeth
See Clark. Fwoom!
See Lois. Fwoom! Err ... . fwoom! Umm ... FWOOM!
Ah, love.
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ELEVEN WORDS
The Revelation
By True Love (AKA Marina Ryzhova)
Email: marina_ryzhova@hotmail.com
“Lois — I’m Superman.”
“Hmmm. Right Clark, and I’m Cleopatra.”
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I guess Clark should have been more convincing.
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TEN WORDS
Hurricane Clark
By Lynn S. M.
My notes are arranged
Until Superman enters -
“Whoosh” scatters papers.
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SEVEN WORDS
Kaboom!
By Lynn S. M.
“A Kryptonite laced bomb!”
KABOOM!!!
Everyone dies.
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Another Tank Ending
By Cookiesmom
Jimmy interrupted Lois’s haircut.
“Superman’s dead!”
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SIX WORDS
An alternate ending to the LnC episode “And the Answer Is”
By Lynn S. M.
“I’m Superman. Marry me?”
“Yes!”
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FIVE WORDS
Out with a Bang ...
By Marcus Rowland
“Jor-El, the engines don’t ... ”
Kaboooooooooooooommmmmmmmm!
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FOUR WORDS
Soul Mates Untwisted or Tempus Tex Wins
By Cookiesmom
Wells goofed. Utopia cancelled.
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Penny STILL Doesn’t Get It
By Lynn S. M.
“Bruce Wayne is Superman!”
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THREE WORDS
Recall that Clark wears his Suit under his street clothes.
Clark’s Wardrobe Malfunction
By Lynn S. M.
Shirt rips.
“Superman!?!?”
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Penny ***REALLY*** Doesn’t Get It
By Lynn S. M.
“Lois is Superman!”
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TWO WORDS
TOGOM Fic
By Queen of the Capes
Rated G
“Clark — -!”
Bang.
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Betrayal
By Deja Vu [snot_vampire@hotmail.com]
“ ... Kryptonite, Lois?”
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The next story is four words long, but is included here because it relates to the story immediately above.
A Prequel to “Betrayal”
By Lynn S. M.
“You FORGOT my chocolate?!?”
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Pumpkin Carving
By Lynn S. M.
Bzzz-bzzz.
Jack-o-Lantern!
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ONE WORD
Tank’s Wish
By Lynn S. M.
Jimmycide!
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ZERO WORDS
Clark’s Reaction to Lois’ rejections:
By Queen of the Capes
Rated G
=(
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A Complete and Unabridged Description of All of Ralph’s Dates with Lois
By Lynn S. M.
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THE END