Shortest Fanfic Challenge Anthology By Various Authors Rated: G Submitted: April, 2010 Summary: Responses to the challenge to write the shortest Lois & Clark story ever. Feedback eddress Debby Stark's delightful work "Shortest LnC Story Ever" (http://www.lcfanfic.com/stories/shortest.txt) was 14 words long. After reading it, Lynn S. M. decided to turn it into a challenge. Here are the results, listed in order of decreasing word count. Where there is a tie for word count, the stories are listed in the order in which they were posted to the Lois & Clark Fanfic Message Board. All stories are rated G. Standard disclaimers apply: No one here owns anything related to Lois and Clark except the stories which they have written. These stories are all not-for-profit. *** TWELVE WORDS Cupid Wins Again By Elisabeth See Clark. Fwoom! See Lois. Fwoom! Err.... fwoom! Umm... FWOOM! Ah, love. *** ELEVEN WORDS The Revelation By True Love (AKA Marina Ryzhova) Email: marina_ryzhova@hotmail.com "Lois - I'm Superman." "Hmmm. Right Clark, and I'm Cleopatra." *** I guess Clark should have been more convincing. *** TEN WORDS Hurricane Clark By Lynn S. M. My notes are arranged Until Superman enters - "Whoosh" scatters papers. *** SEVEN WORDS Kaboom! By Lynn S. M. "A Kryptonite laced bomb!" KABOOM!!! Everyone dies. *** Another Tank Ending By Cookiesmom Jimmy interrupted Lois's haircut. "Superman's dead!" *** SIX WORDS An alternate ending to the LnC episode "And the Answer Is" By Lynn S. M. "I'm Superman. Marry me?" "Yes!" *** FIVE WORDS Out with a Bang... By Marcus Rowland "Jor-El, the engines don't..." Kaboooooooooooooommmmmmmmm! *** FOUR WORDS Soul Mates Untwisted or Tempus Tex Wins By Cookiesmom Wells goofed. Utopia cancelled. *** Penny **STILL** Doesn't Get It By Lynn S. M. "Bruce Wayne is Superman!" *** THREE WORDS Recall that Clark wears his Suit under his street clothes. Clark's Wardrobe Malfunction By Lynn S. M. Shirt rips. "Superman!?!?" *** Penny ***REALLY*** Doesn't Get It By Lynn S. M. "Lois is Superman!" *** TWO WORDS TOGOM Fic By Queen of the Capes Rated G "Clark---!" Bang. *** Betrayal By Deja Vu "...Kryptonite, Lois?" *** The next story is four words long, but is included here because it relates to the story immediately above. A Prequel to "Betrayal" By Lynn S. M. "You FORGOT my chocolate?!?" *** Pumpkin Carving By Lynn S. M. Bzzz-bzzz. Jack-o-Lantern! *** ONE WORD Tank's Wish By Lynn S. M. Jimmycide! *** ZERO WORDS Clark's Reaction to Lois' rejections: By Queen of the Capes Rated G =( *** A Complete and Unabridged Description of All of Ralph's Dates with Lois By Lynn S. M. *** THE END