By Sarah Gevlin (

Summary: Lois and Clark talk about US!

He he he. This story goes on the assumption that characters really live. This idea had always made me wonder. If it's been done already, I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong - I love reading fanficition, but it struck me as funny. (It would!) Comments & criticism MORE than welcome. -LoClLaKe


"Clark, we have a problem." Lois slammed her notepad and pen down on the conference room table.

"I know, I'm sorry. It's all my fault."

"No, it's not."

"Yes, it is. I should have NEVER created my Superman persona."

"Don't be crazy, Farmboy. You know how many cat's lives I would have gone through by now if you hadn't? Anyway, what are we going to do? Even if you hadn't created Superman, we'd still be a story."

"I know, I know. How are we going to get this to stop?"

"I have no idea. All I know is that I can't have these people, whoever they are, writing about us all the time! The constant…"

Clark cut Lois off. "Rewriting, reading! I know! It's enough to make us go insane!"

"And making us do those revelation scenes over and over and over … I can't stand it any more!"

"How do we get the FOLCs to stop writing fanfiction about us?"