Pink or Blue

By Michelle Puthoff (Keina@aol.com)

Summary: Disney meets Lois and Clark in this little tale.

This is a *quickie* that sprang to mind while I was talking with Bizarra on the phone one night. It's short, sweet and hopefully not to horrible ;-)

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It was Lois Lane's wedding day and she felt like a princess. She wore a beautiful white wedding dress that trailed behind her for what seemed like miles. She was looking at herself in the mirror before the wedding. And sending behind her was her Prince Charming, Clark Kent.

"Clark, what are you doing here? Don't you know it's bad luck to see the bride before the ceremony?" Lois gasped as he appeared at her window, dressed as Superman.

"I'm just here to wish the bride a happy life." He grinned as he stepped through the window and took her in his arms.

"Oh you…" Lois giggled as he enveloped her in a bear hug.

Lois turned back to the mirror, and sighed happily, "Don't I look like a princess out of a fairy tale?"

Clark put his hands on her shoulders, "So where's your fairy godmothers or whatever princesses have?"

Lois laughed and turned back to Clark and kissed him lightly on the lips, "You get, you have to change into your tux and you had better not stand me up on the alter buddy!"

"No mam, Prince Charming's honor"

"Do Prince Charmings have honor?" Lois laughed at the idea of Clark and all the fairy tale Princes standing in line reciting the "Prince Charming's Code of Honor".

"Why do you think I'm leaving right now, and not taking you away to have you all to myself right now." Clark laughed and took her in his arms and kissed her quite soundly.

High in the corner of the room, three little women appeared with a pop. All were dressed in the same type of dresses and pointy hats that tied under their chins. One was dressed in yellow, another in blue and the third in pink. They all had little wings on their backs and were carrying magic wands in their hands. They fluttered around in the corner of the room, buzzing in happiness.

"Oh my, doesn't she look just positively beautiful" Fauna, the yellow fairy said

"Yes, we have done well haven't we?" Flora, the pink fairy said.

"Well, she was harder to raise than any of the others, Aurora included." Merryweather, the blue fairy said, with a harmphf.

"Well, it all turned out right in the end, don't you think Merryweather?" Fauna said.

"But something isn't quite right, is it?" the Merryweather, blue fairy was frowning looking at Lois, "It's her dress." And with that, Merryweather waved her wand at Lois and the color of her dress changed from white to blue.

Flora, who was looking elsewhere at the time, saw the color of Lois's dress and said, "Oh No, that will never do, Pink" and as she waved her magic wand, the color of Lois's dress changed from blue to pink.

"Flora, quit that, Blue"

"I will not Merryweather, Pink"

"Blue"

"Pink"

Neither Clark nor Lois noticed the color changes of Lois's dress as they gazed lovingly into each other's eyes.

And They Lived Happily Ever After

These characters are used without permission, yada yada yada. Lois and Clark courtesy of DC comics and Flora, Fauna and Merryweather appear courtesy of Walt Disney's wonderful animators

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