Thoughts on Facebook

By Lynn S. M. <lois_and_clark_fan_at_verizon.net
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Rated: G

Submitted: December 2015

Summary: What would the main characters of "Lois & Clark" think
of Facebook? A super short written for the 2014 fund-raiser for
the Lois & Clark message board.

Story Size: 182 words (1Kb as text)

Disclaimer: All characters mentioned herein belong to Warner Bros
and DC Comics. I am borrowing them for some not-for-profit fun.
(All proceeds to go toward the maintenance of the aforementioned
message board.)

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*Interview question: What do you think of Facebook?*

*Lois*: I just got used to e-mail. Why would I want Facebook?

*Clark*: There's a "Superman Sightings" page. So much for
privacy.

*Perry*: The King would have ruled Facebook.

*Jimmy*: It's a terrific research tool.

*Martha*: Did you know I'm writing poetry now? Facebook would be
a wonderful way to share it.

*Jonathan*: If it makes Martha happy...

*Bobby Bigmouth*: Do they have restaurant menus on Facebook?

*Lex*: How can I use it to my maximum advantage?

*Ralph*: What a great way to meet babes.

*Cat*: Who needs Facebook to meet guys? I'd rather have more
purrrsonal encounters with them.

THE END