Wouldn't You Know It

By Anne Spear <raggedyanne7@yahoo.com>

Rated: G

Submitted: November 2004

Summary: Is Lois and Clark's life just one big joke?

Author's Notes: This super short story was posted on the message boards (http://www.lcficmbs.com/) in April as an answer to a Joke Challenge posed by Queen of the Capes, then sat on my hard drive until I suddenly realized I never sent it to the archive.˜Many, many thanks to LabRat for editing it!˜ Please excuse the oversight.˜ Hope you enjoy and feedback, as always, is welcome!

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"Mom!" Liz Kent stood at the top of the stairs and screeched in a way that only eight-year-olds can.

Lois left the kitchen, stood at the bottom of the stairs, arms akimbo and reprimanded her daughter. "Elizabeth Lara…how many times do I have to ask you *not* to scream at the top of your lungs?"˜ Liz just shrugged and rolled her eyes.˜ "Now," Lois continued, "what is so important?"

"You told me to wake Bobby up, but he won't get outta bed."

Lois started up the stairs.˜ "Okay.˜ You go down and have breakfast.˜ I'll get him."

***

Clark Kent finished washing the breakfast dishes and left them in the drain.˜ Drying his hands on a small towel, he left the kitchen and waited until Lois hung up the phone.˜ "What's going on?" he asked.

"Bobby says his throat hurts and he has a fever," she informed him. "It's not real high — just a couple of points.˜ I already gave him some Tylenol, and since we *can't* miss Liz's solo in the Easter pageant, I called Aaron from next door to come over and watch him."

"Okay, I'll go upstairs and get Liz so we're ready to leave as soon as he gets here."

***

Almost two hours later, Clark unlocked the front door and stepped aside to let Lois and Liz in first.˜ In the living room, they found Bobby sitting on the couch, still in his pajamas and bathrobe with a blanket across his lap.˜ He was mesmerized by a cartoon on television and absently sipping from a mug.

As Clark walked over to where Aaron was sitting to pay and thank him, Lois sat next to Bobby on the couch and felt his head, which was noticeably cooler.

"*Mom*," the four-year-old whined.

"We brought you a palm frond from church," Liz told him, handing him the long, thin leaf.˜ "Here."

Bobby looked at the thing in his hand then started whipping it around like a rapier.˜ "What's this for?"

"People lined the road with them as Jesus rode by," Lois told him, trying to avoid the weapon.

"Wouldn't you know it," he fumed, "the *one* Sunday I don't go to church, He shows up!!!"

THE END

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