SuperKal

By Hazel <IHazel@yahoo.com>

Rated G

Submitted December 2002

Summary: This light-hearted filk, written as entertainment for the 2002 Kerths, takes a Mary Poppins look at the many different facets of Clark Kent.

Author's note: This filk is dedicated to the unbelievable members of K-Com (the Kerth Committee), who spend countless hours in a labor of love on behalf of all FoLCs. Thank you!

This filk is set to the tune of "Supercalifragelis…" Don't ask me to spell out the rest of it. ;) It was quite fun to use a great deal of the phraseology of the original and apply it to this LnC version! Phil Atcliffe, and other like-minded FoLCs, are more than welcome to add in the "um-diddle-iddlys" to their hearts' content. :)

Disclaimer: Parody is permitted under law, but Lois and Clark don't belong to me anyway. :) Cue music, and I hope you all enjoy!

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SuperKal

He's… Superman Kal-El and Clark, though not too many know this Just Jonathan and Martha Kent and maybe someday Lo-is A balance act of cape and tie to nearly cause psychosis Superman Kal-El and Clark, a wondrous symbiosis!

He grew up with a dread to show the powers he possessed His dad feared labs, dissected frogs, and governmental tests But then one day he thought of how to help with people's woes He'd soar the skies in his disguise and this is how it goes…

He's… Superman Kal-El and Clark, though not too many know this Just Jonathan and Martha Kent and maybe someday Lo-is A balance act of cape and tie to nearly cause psychosis Superman Kal-El and Clark, a wondrous symbiosis!

He flew around Metropolis and everywhere he went The girls would swoon and guys would cry, "There goes a super gent!" He saved the world from asteroids and lots of villainy While Luthor schemed and Lois dreamed of asking him to tea!

He's… Superman Kal-El and Clark, though not too many know this Just Jonathan and Martha Kent and maybe someday Lo-is A balance act of cape and tie to nearly cause psychosis Superman Kal-El and Clark, a wondrous symbiosis!

(You know, you *can* get it backwards and think the Superman is more important than the Clark, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?

Indubitably!)

So when he saw the guy in tights was getting in the way He knew he'd have to tell the truth so Clark could win the day It took some super courage, but at last he changed his life… And what happened? Oh, Lois said she'd known before, and now she'd be his wife!

Oh, Superman Kal-El and Clark, though not too many know this Just Jonathan and Martha Kent and now at last there's Lo-is The balance act is all smoothed out through soulmate symbiosis The legendary partnership we love of Clark and Lo-is!

THE END

(FDK would be warmly welcomed at IHazel@yahoo.com)