Clark Kent, the Red-Caped Kryptonian

By Emily M. Hanson <>

Rating: G

Submitted December, 2003

Summary: A response to the Christmas Filk Challenge on the Fanfic Messageboards.

Disclaimers: I don't own any of the characters from Lois & Clark, nor did I write the lyrics to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." The credit for the original lyrics goes to Robert May.


Clark Kent, the red-caped Kryptonian had a pair of very shiny boots and every time he wore them, all the villains would cut loose!

Luthor, the meanest bad guy would laugh at him and call him names, but Clark Kent, the red-caped Kryptonian would haul him off to jail.

Then one sunny work day, Clark Kent and Lois Lane teamed up for a news story — the Daily Planet would never be the same!

Oh, how Lois Lane loved him as she shouted out with glee — "Superman, the red-caped Kryptonian you're the only one for me!"