By Artemis <jumpstick@earthlink.net>
Rating: G
Submitted: March 2001
Summary: A unique and funny perspective on the events of the Kerth Award Ceremony 2001.
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To read the chat and ceremony logs for the Kerth Awards 2001 which inspired the Arties, please go here: http://www.geocities.com/~chiefpam/2001_kerth_award_log.htm
You know how the Oscar telecast gets nominated for a TV Emmy? Well, here's my take on this year's 2001 Kerth Awards. In all modesty and to live one of *my* fantasies, I have dubbed them "The Arties".
In no particular order, they are:
BEST PRODUCER-HOST HYPHENATE:
Chief Pam — <ChiefPam> Mel, I advise you to avoid the chat channel…they're planning your painful demise <g>
BEST SOUND EDITOR:
AMCiotola
BEST AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION:
RUNNER-UP:
The Streakers (and you know who you are)
WINNER:
Telling Melisma to move it along and quit torturing us
BEST AUDIENCE GRAMMAR MONITOR:
all4_mr_d ,James
MOST ELOQUENT CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
LabRat
SWEETEST CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
Merry Truitt
BEST DESCRIPTIVE CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
Helene
BEST NON-REVEALING CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
Melisma <vbg>
BEST SCREAM FOR WINNING:
Jessi Mounts
BRIEFEST CATEGORY PRESENTATION:
Chrispat
BEST AUDIENCE GUEST:
SuperDad
MOST HEART STOPPING MOMENT:
When KathyB went into labor. (Good prank, that)
BEST SURPRISE GUEST:
Clark Kent
SUPERBOWL WINNER:
Wendy for "For the Greater Good"
PRESENTER WHOSE MOTHER HAD THE WORST TIMING:
ErinFoLC
BEST COMMERCIAL:
Runner-up:
Dr. L's BABBLE-B-GONE by James Tull
Winner:
Priceless by ErinFoLC (extemporaneous)
BEST FILK:
Hazel
BEST NEW TERM:
You get the jpg! (you get the picture)
BEST DRESSED NEW AUTHOR:
(gown & tiara): ShayneT
MODERATOR WITH THE BEST TIMING (LOL):
Chrispat
BEST RETIREMENT SPEECH:
KathyB
BEST LINE ON CHAT BY SOMEBODY LATE TO THE PARTY:
Zoomway: geez, no wonder I'm not getting what's going on, I'm all by myself on #kertawards, har, anyone up for a kert?
WINNINGEST AUTHOR:
Wendy for Home for Christmas (Best Holiday), For the Greater Good (Best Tearjerker, Best Lost Episode, and Best Overall) and When Lightening Strikes Twice (Best Villain)
THE END