By Jude <judithwilliams@hotmail.com>
Rated G
Submitted February 2000
Summary: A cute crossover with everyone's favorite comic strip!
This story is a response to Tara Smith's implied challenge after I compared Teri's Lois with Peanuts' Lucy and jokingly asked if there was the possibility of a crossover.
This is my first fanfic. What's here is not up to fluff. It's not even up to pocket lint in the pockets of.but I digress. Any and all comments would be helpful and appreciated at the above ad-dress.
The usual disclaimers apply to Warner Bros., D.C. Comics and to Charles Schultz, his family and whoever owns the Peanuts char-acters.
To be read as a comic strip. ** indicates a separate panel. <> enclose a character's thoughts. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please visualize.
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**Schroeder is sitting cross-legged on the floor watching television.
**Lucy appears behind him demanding loudly: "What are you doing?"
**Schroeder: "Watching Superman."
**Lucy bending over peering at the screen: "That's not Superman. That's a woman."
**Schroeder: "This is a tape my Dad made of all his favorite parts from Lois and Clark. That's Lois." ** Lucy: Sitting on the floor next to Schroeder, "Why is she wearing those feathers?"
**Schroeder: "It's complicated."
**Lucy: "She's good. I like the way she treats the guy wearing glasses."
**Schroeder: (Sigh!)
**Lucy: "Where's Superman?"
**Snoopy: Standing on top of the piano, paws on haunches, wearing glasses, a swirling cape and a big red S on his stomach, <It is I, S-Man. Here I am my sweet.> Big toothy grin. <Don't you recognize me?>
** Lucy: "Why is she wearing those flimsy handkerchiefs?"
**Schroeder: "It's complicated."
**Lucy: Stands, pointing at the TV screen, "HELP! She's falling."
**Snoopy: Swooping down from the piano, <I'll save you. Be brave, My Little Tornado.>
**Lucy: "Oh, good. He caught her."
**Snoopy seizes Lucy, <You're safe now Honey.>
**Snoopy bends Lucy backward and plants a big wet kiss. (SMACK!)
**Lucy: "B L E E C C H !" and sends Snoopy tumbling head over paws.
**Snoopy: Still spinning, <Aarrgh!>
**Schroeder: "Good Grief!"
**Charlie Brown: Standing in the doorway, "My Mom says the chocolate brownies are done."
**Lucy and Schroeder stampede through the doorway, trampling Charlie Brown, leaving behind a small cloud of dust.
**Charlie Brown: Lying flat on the floor, (Sigh.)
**Charlie Brown follows a trailing aroma of chocolate out the door.
**Snoopy: Glasses askew, lies horizontally on his stomach, nose toward the TV, cape draped over his back, (Sigh), <It's not easy being S-Man.>
THE END