By Stacey Wong <lois@ms15.hinet.net>
Rated G Submitted November 21, 1997
Summary: The episode "AKA Superman" done in verse.
AKA Superman is one of my favorite episodes,so when I decided to write a fanfic poem, I chose to write about it. This is my first try at poetry, so PLEASE send feedback!
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There once was a lady called Lois Lane Who wanted to throw a surprise party for her flame. But they couldn't get their schedules together, what a shame Because her husband had to attend a golf game.
Twice was a girl named Penny Who thought Superman equals Jimmy. Lois, Clark, Penny, and Jimmy Ate at a Chinese restaurant in the city.
Lois thought Penny is weird So she dropped her chopsticks of two pair. And whispered to her husband dear.
Clark was embarrassed by her He said: "You should see her with silverware It's not a pretty sight So we'll just take it away." Don't worry Clark, it's ok Penny and Jimmy didn't suspect a thing anyway.
Lois and Penny were captured by the villain Who contacted Superman for a bargain. "If you will stall the pulse converter," he grinned "I'll release you girl friend."
Jimmy helped Superman save the day But Penny found out that they're not the same. "So what?" she said, "He's still brave," As she kissed her fantasies away.
Lois and Clark were alone at last They started to kiss one minute too fast. "Surprise! Let's party and have a blast!" Cried Perry White and the other guests.
THE END
(akaspoem.txt)